Book Babes Unite: Sara Ney's How To Date a Douchebag: The Learning Hours Review

He's not a douchebag; but that doesn't stop his friends from turning him into one.

MY FRIENDS WANT ME TO GET LAID.

So much so that they plastered my ugly mug all over campus, in bold printed letters:

Are you the lucky lady who's going to break our roommate's cherry?
Him: socially awkward man with average-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner. You: must have a pulse. He will reciprakate with oral. Text him at: 555-254-5551

The morons can't even spell. And the texts I've been receiving are what wet dreams are made of. But I'm not like these douchebags, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one.

THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF ATTENTION I WANT.

One text stands out from hundreds. One number I can't bring myself to block. She seems different. Hotter, even in black and white.

However, after seeing her in person, I know she's not the girl for me. But my friends won't let up--they just don't get it. Douchebags or not, there's one thing they'll never understand: GIRLS DON'T WANT ME.

Especially her.

Are you ready for a 6 star read?!

Holy smokes people Sara New is a writer after my own heart! I thought I loved the first 2 books in this series....BUT SHE BLEW MY MIND WITH THIS BOOK!! Hands down this will be my favorite book of 2017. No competition. My emotions while reading this book still has me reeling. I can't wait to get caught up on ARC's so I can go back and read it again!

Okay so let me start off by stating this review is going to be a little different from my usual reviews because the author wants the identities of the characters to be a surprise to her readers. So I really can't talk about much without giving away spoilers. So I'm going to share my status updates from goodreads while reading.

Number 1. The first chapter had me scratching my head with who the POV was from. I was a little surprised.

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We are introduced to our Him and Her(my names for them ha) and I'm a little unsure about both of them. Until this happens....

Are you the lucky lady who's going to break our roommate's cherry?
Him: socially awkward man with average-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner. You: must have a pulse. He will reciprakate with oral. Text him at: 555-254-5551

And oh my goodness the text messages that start appearing on His phone! These girls are WOW with their texts to Him. And then She starts texting Him and I was giddy!! My status update at 19% said "These text messages are making me giddy!!

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Everything is going smoothly until....all of a sudden I'm crying for HIM!!!! Tears are running down my face. I am hurting for this boy who doesn't deserve what is happening to him.

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Then things start to look up for Him and Her and he was seriously making me melt. There is one scene where I was panting....so freaking HOT!!

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I DID NOT WANT THIS BOOK TO END! I need more Douchebags in my life!!!! Sara New is an automatic 1-click author for me now. If you haven't had the pleasure of reading this series go grab them now! And they are on audio now too for the audiobook lovers!