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REVIEW
The Virgin Romance Novelist by Meghan QuinnMy rating: 4 of 5 stars
4 stars!
If you’re in the mood for a laugh out loud, fresh and fun romantic comedy, The Virgin Romance Novelist is the perfect book to pick up!
Rosie is an aspiring author. After graduating from college, she’s working at the only writing job she could find. She works for a cat magazine. And she’s not happy there. By day she works at the cat magazine, but the rest of the time, she’s following her dreams and aspiring to be a romance novelist. But she has a problem… Rosie is having trouble writing a good sex scene. Why you might ask? Because she’s never had sex. Not only that, she’s never actually seen a real life penis.
Rosie’s two roommates find this out and they are on a mission. To help her learn and to get her set up on on-line dating so she can see about losing her V-Card.Rosie’s escapades are cringe worthy at times but so hilarious! She is such an endearing character. I loved the 'notes' to herself. Her journal entries. They were just too much.
Watching her go on these dates… it’s like Murphy’s Law. Anything that can possibly go wrong does. Between these interesting dates, her best friend/roommate Henry is giving her lessons, trying to teach her things to help her along the way.
I love awkward characters. It’s not very often you find a relatable, funny and sweet character like Rosie that is completely and utterly awkward. Watching her go out of her comfort zone was great. She really put herself out there. I loved that she wasn’t afraid to be who she was. She knows she is different and even through this entire ordeal of trying to lose the V-Card, all the researching etc, she never loses her self or changes.
The Virgin Romance Novelist is an original, hilarious and completely entertaining story. I did have some hero issues that kept this from being a 5 star read, but overall I liked it a lot. It’s one that I would definitely recommend if you’re in the mood for something sweet, silly and funny. And on the plus side- it's a stand alone.
Everyone deserves a happy ever after.
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Title: The Virgin Romance Novelist
Author: Meghan Quinn
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Cover Designer: Meghan Quinn
Release Date: April 2nd, 2015
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Synopsis:
Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
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Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if “It’s Raining Men” starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.
Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing… enter her first novel, Caught Looking.
Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!
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