Author: S.L
Jennings
Release Date: May
20, 2014
BLURB:
Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here?
Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?
You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
F*ck. F***ck.
Ok, good. Now where were we?
If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.
For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.
And who am I?
Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.
I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.
Now…who’s first?
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here?
Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?
You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
F*ck. F***ck.
Ok, good. Now where were we?
If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.
For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.
And who am I?
Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.
I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.
Now…who’s first?
GOODREADS LINK: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18366077-taint?ac=1
Review:
5 'I want Justice Drake as my teacher' stars!
O.M.G. how can I talk about this amazingly hot fucking book? I devoured this thing, like in a very few short hours. I had originally signed up to do the cover reveal and as soon as I got the email, I messaged my blogging besties and told them to check the email immediately!! I freaked, like literally screaming and everything. I had to figure out who the cover model was, so as soon as I posted the cover reveal I stuck that image in google search and found the model, Mike Thurston. You can stalk him here--------->Facebook because TRUST ME....you want that man's face in your head when you read this book.
I ended up being one of the few selected to get an ARC for the blog tour and again I jumped and screamed. Now, how to review this book without spoilers, because who likes spoilers? Not me, that's for sure. So I'm going to try my best at giving this review my best with no spoilers.
The Writing: absolutely beautiful, this is the first I've read from S.L. Jennings. You know what I am doing next? Buying every one of her books because her writing is unbelievable! The words flow like magic, and the character development is phenomenal.
The Characters: What can I say about the characters? I think you can attest to my love for Justice Drake, but every single character was well developed and I could connect with each and every one of them.
The Storyline: This story is one of a kind. I haven't read anything remotely close to Taint. And it's so refreshing to have that happen because I read a lot of books!! The twists and turns literally had my jaw dropping on several occasions.
Final thoughts: I fell in love with this story. It's sexy, steamy, enthralling, HOT, and omg HOT. I can't wait for all my book friends to read it!! Don't just take my word for it, BUY IT, READ IT, AND LOVE IT!
Most known for her starring role in a popular sitcom as a
child, S.L. Jennings went on to earn her law degree from Harvard at the young
age of 16. While studying for the bar exam and recording her debut hit album,
she also won the Nobel Prize for her groundbreaking invention of calorie-free
wine. When she isn’t conquering the seas in her yacht or flying her Gulfstream,
she likes to spin elaborate webs of lies and has even documented a few of these
said falsehoods.
Some of S.L.’s devious lies:
FEAR OF FALLING
THE DARK LIGHT SERIES
v
Dark Light
v
The Dark Prince
v
Nikolai (a Dark Light novella)
v
Light Shadows- coming in 2014
TAINT- releasing in
May 20, 2014
Meet the Liar:
Twitter: @MrsSLJ
www.sljennings.com
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