WARNING: STRINGS is not suitable for slut shamers, uptight stone throwers, Holier-Than-Thou prudes, humorless virgins, persons with chronic neck or back pain, pearl-clutching bitties, those who disparage crude humor or vulgarity in their many forms, closed-minded people with sticks up their asses, or anyone under the age of 18. The vile, base language and shocking, unholy sexual acts contained herein are not condoned by anyone with a lick of sense and should certainly not be reproduced without proper training and protection. The potty-mouthed and perpetually horny "heroine" (the term is used loosely) of this book does not resemble a normal, well-adjusted, or remotely believable person in any way, shape, or form. The author acknowledges that the characters in this book are shallow and two-dimensional; the plot is both ridiculous and insipid. She makes no apologies for any of it.
If you are prepared going in, you will most likely enjoy this book. If you don’t have a certain sense of humor and can’t take some really nasty, dirty talk- YOU WILL NOT LIKE THIS BOOK!!! I can’t reiterate enough that you really need to take this warning seriously!!! If you don’t mind the raunchy, crude humor it is a pretty fun and awesome read!
Okay, now onto the review :D
My name is Letty Dillinger, and I was born to rock your face off.
“All I want for my birthday is to get fucked unconscious with no strings attached.”
and his reply...
“What a coincidence. I’ve got a big dick, a bar tab, and the local cab company’s number on speed dial.”
So it begins. Shade’s takes Letty to a fancy hotel, after stopping at a store to get sex toys, lube, and condoms and they have a night to remember. I will leave it at that... Letty sneaks out before Shades wakes up. No strings attached.
Letty meets her manager that day and finds out the group is going on tour- opening for a rock band called Killer Dixon. Their lead singer is a rich kid who is fronting the money for the tour. Even though the bands are rivals, and Letty’s guitarist Kate hates Killer Dixon, they can’t pass up the opportunity. You can imagine Letty’s shock when she meets the new lead singer for Killer Dixon- Todd Armstrong... aka- Shades. All she knows is that Kate can’t know about their hookup. She would cancel the tour. Making it big is all Letty has dreamed about and she won’t miss her one big shot.
Sweet Baby Jeebus, if you’ll have mercy on me and not let Kate find out what I did with Shades, I won’t masturbate in confessional anymore, I swear. Amen.
In front of everyone, Shades and Letty act cool... they don’t know each other, but behind closed doors, in bunks, up against the tour bus (with another dude) and in the strip club bathroom they have no problem being together... they are seriously horny little devils. There is a ton of anal play, dirty talk, and a m/f/m scene. It's not all sex though. After a while, the strings start to form... feelings start to change between the two.
Shades is no longer some guy I love fucking. He’s some guy I fucking love.
We give it 4 Cooter Squirting Stars! ;D
"We give it 4 Cooter Squirting Stars! " That's BADASS!
ReplyDeleteHaha! :D
ReplyDeleteAmen on the warning!
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